It's that time of the year in Sin City again: Trannie time!
Time to sit back, relax, pour a brewski, bring the camera and the kiddies and enjoy one of the largest LGBT parades in the world. It's a whole weekend of family fun!! There will be Bondage and Discipline booths (for instructions and viewing pleasure), although I believe they only allow those at least 13 (whew!!) and Trannie make-up tips and helps for sale, and the usual enthusiastic breast-baring Dykes on Bikes and naked-but-for-the-leather-chaps clad men celebrating their 'freedom' and struggle against those bigots who think that homosexual sex is a choice and that changing one's sex is also a choice--both morally devoid and clearly wrong and prohibited by the (snicker) 'God of the Bible'.
Yes, folks really do bring their children. I am sure there are lots of food carts and beer vendors, fancy restaurants, sex shops and sex tip and sexual books (sponsored by the local sex shop, Good Vibrations) and toys and all kinds of clothing sales and feather boas and whips available to provide hours of entertainment for the wee ones.
There is a glut of media coverage (the more naked and nuts and bigger the pink wigs, the more visual and therefore, made-for-local-tv it is! This event, an entire weekend of 'celebrations', includes block parties, marches and dances, concerts and the like, is a big money-maker and booty shaker. Every year the estimate is that Sin City gets about 100,000 to 200,000 visitors who flock to see part (if not all) of the parades and marches, attend the various events, and to see part (if not all) the naked and semi-naked folks). The local papers and TV stations all make space on the Friday (and Thursday) editions to talk about parking, various events and who will be hosting the TV specials and hosting the parade this year...blah blah blah. The "L" Word actress Jennifer Beals is the Grand Marshall. In real life, she is supposed to be straight but since she happily plays a lesbian she is considered 'worthy' of grand marshalling!
Even better, there will be contingents from many local denominations, marchers for gay marriage, gay adoption, gay sailors (always a crowd favorite), AIDS floats, dancing naked men and women...Safe Sex info galore! Lots of instructions and visuals teaching you how to tie up your lover in safe ways, too.
Everybody gets into the act: The local Metropolitan Church will probably have a great sermon about how our sexuality is a gift from god and how there is a fine art and a wonderful connections to spirituality when one is into leather (I KID NOT...THIS WAS A SERMON TOPIC a few years ago...delivered by a lesbian lay pastor) . It seems that if you and your partner agree how best to beat each other up, fist (forgive me for being this blunt) each other, etc., you can connect with god on a better level. It's all about give and take and trust and blah blah blah. I mean we all know that Jesus and John (the apostle He loved) were gay, right? Along with David and Jonathan and Lydia, the seller of purple (fine apparel and therefore a lesbian apparently...though I still don't know how 'gay' themed theologians make that jump.
Yes, it all began last night with the Trannie parade. Our local PBS station devotes the entire month of June to Gay Themes: Stonewall, Trannies, AIDS victims, history of gay life, etc. It's all good...all of it. It's a retelling of the suffering and the pain LGBT go through...How they make great parents, great 'partners' and great employees.
Yes it is Trannie time. Such a cute word. Such a friendly word. Some folks would say that the 'cause' is a war of words (abortion of a fetus vs. abortion of a baby, for example). And it is a war of words as well as a war of kingdoms.
Lots of people will be watching this parade tomorrow. The audience will be huge. What folks don't always reckon upon is the 'One' Who who is watching...and waiting...
Pray for the lost and those in the 'church' who approve of such debauchery.
Come Lord Jesus...Maranatha!